FABREGAS

FABREGAS CAME ON

Gangrenous toenail gets first substitute point leaving Hoddy in the dust with none

Modrich, Quorndog and GT search vigorously for EUROLADBANT hostels
Modrich had this to say 'Basicz, dubrovs is lookin proper dear bled, we is mighting havin to get an apartment but Prague is lookin dezent and there is even an ibramz lookalike and a Kenz Fried Chicken'

AND JAMES MCCLEAN COMES ON, Z@L takes the days tally to a massif 7 points with a certain more to follow him.

Cheapsk8 reckons he passed his xam but he aint sure cos there was this one question he didnt know.

Z@L sent the ladz an application form to send off to Ryan Fry, and so they did, but GT didnt get it off before the mail arrives which leaves his hopes of a late England call up looking bleak.

AND CAZORLA COMES ON

leaving Hippikon Massif with only 5 players left on his players not to play list...truly shocking

AND PAUL GREEN COMES ON

SHOCKER   EVERYONE DROPS POINTS

So much bants its unreal, literally the bants,  my god the bants...10 days til ultimate banter...ultra bants...BANTY BANTY BANTS

ENGLAND

BEV$ UPDATE

No one has any idea where Bev$ is or if hes coming or whether he has ordered his ticket