Thursday, 14 June 2012

FABREGAS

FABREGAS CAME ON

Gangrenous toenail gets first substitute point leaving Hoddy in the dust with none

Modrich, Quorndog and GT search vigorously for EUROLADBANT hostels
Modrich had this to say 'Basicz, dubrovs is lookin proper dear bled, we is mighting havin to get an apartment but Prague is lookin dezent and there is even an ibramz lookalike and a Kenz Fried Chicken'

AND JAMES MCCLEAN COMES ON, Z@L takes the days tally to a massif 7 points with a certain more to follow him.

Cheapsk8 reckons he passed his xam but he aint sure cos there was this one question he didnt know.

Z@L sent the ladz an application form to send off to Ryan Fry, and so they did, but GT didnt get it off before the mail arrives which leaves his hopes of a late England call up looking bleak.

AND CAZORLA COMES ON

leaving Hippikon Massif with only 5 players left on his players not to play list...truly shocking

AND PAUL GREEN COMES ON

SHOCKER   EVERYONE DROPS POINTS

So much bants its unreal, literally the bants,  my god the bants...10 days til ultimate banter...ultra bants...BANTY BANTY BANTS

ENGLAND

BEV$ UPDATE

No one has any idea where Bev$ is or if hes coming or whether he has ordered his ticket


Wednesday, 13 June 2012

LADS

Alright Lads

Another fine day

EUROBANTLad Newzz

Modrich tops the days predo league with a bantastic 3 points in a low scoring day filled with highs and lows.

Gangrenous Toenail manages to watch almost both games despite massif girlfriend baggage

QuornDog, Hippikon Massif, and Zombie@Large strive to find methods of Europayment bants, with Z@L winning the day with an ingenious plan, if only his payment bants were as successful as his predos, EH LADS? BANTER

Cheapsk8 surprises everyone by claiming that rather than save upwards of £40, he will pay the fees at cashpoints, heres what he himself had to say "look ladz, its proper tough here at Bolton Uni, and I cannot be haz dealing wiv tym to be sending off Applicationz and shit yeah, I haz got an Xam this afternoon and it iz a proper hard 1 azwell, I will just take out many installments of money and that be dat innit vlad, shit yez, g2g chicken cottage just arrived, BIGUP BOLTON"

It was then realised that no one gave a shit, Z@L expressed brief concern, and then moved on.

Bev$ update = no one has any idea if he has his pass or if he is even gonna show up

BIG LAD NEWZ

Europasses arrived today in massive letters way too big for what they were actually holding

ITS ON

BANTER

Tuesday, 12 June 2012

Hello Mate!

ALRIGHT MATE

EuroBantLadNews

QuornDog leads the fantasy tables after another day of predo leaguo.

PeterPann official name transfer request,  PeterPann = Modrich$

HippikonMassif rejoins Los Colorados Fifa 11 Pro Club

Still no sign of CheapSk8

Gangrenous toenail continues woeful form in predo leaguo

LADS

Zombie@Large announces weekend return

No one has any idea if Bev$ has ordered his interailling ticket

MATEY MATE

Monday, 11 June 2012

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Passes in da post! BRAPPP
Estimated Time OF DELIV 19th JUNE!

Only Cheapsk8, Zombie@large, and Bev$ are absent but pr3s3nt for Blog intro we have Quorndog, HippikonMassif, Pet3rPann, and Gangr3nous Toenail!! We is rockin up on the 24th June!

BERLIN MASSIF

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